~WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLMATE~


1.) Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor "May i borrow a highlighter?"

2.) Say "Uh-oh, i knew i shouldn't put my lips there"

3.) Cheer and clap loudly everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.) Say "Hmmm, i've never seen that color before..."

5.) Drop a marble and say "Oh shit, my glass eye..."

6.) Say "damn, the water's cold!"

7.) Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8.) Say "now how did you get there?"

9.) Say "Interesting, more sinkers thn floaters"

10.)Say "humus, reminds me of humus..."

11.) Fill uop a large flask with mountain dew and squirt it under the stall walls of ur neighbor's, while yelling "woah! easy boy!"

12.) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut buter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall then say "whoops! could you kick that back over here please?.."

13.) Say "damn! i knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am i gonna do?"

14.) Say "c'mon Mr Happy! Dont fall asleep on me!"

15.) Say "boy! that sure looks like a maggot!"

16.) Play a well known drum beat over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17.) Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so u can see your neighbor and say "peek-a-boo!"


~hOmE~